What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated