La Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Hasta La Vista Jokes More Hasta La Vista Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.