La Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Le Var Burton Jokes More Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

82 Jokes More 82 Jokes

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode