La Jokes

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

April Sale

Your Age Is Only Math

$5.99

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

You might also enjoy:

Hasta La Vista Jokes More Hasta La Vista Jokes

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.