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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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82 Jokes More 82 Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Which number confuses people?

82

6 Hour Jokes More 6 Hour Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Pasta La Vista Jokes More Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!