La Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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Dinner Table Jokes More Dinner Table Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Davy Crockett Jokes More Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How did they get them?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!