La Jokes

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

Sauron Jokes More Sauron Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..