What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.