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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift