What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift