Jack-u-la!
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
To get to the Other side
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
You would get severe frostbite.
Type O positive people.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
It's a week day.