What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!