What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.