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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!