What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.