What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.