A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
Jeep Jeep
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
I'm not sure, but I know
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
Too many cheetahs
Too many cheetahs.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry