What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.