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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.