What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.