What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail