What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!