What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

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What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.