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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.