What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!