What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.