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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.