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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!