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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.