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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.