What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.