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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.