Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Light mouse work.
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
They're way too into Stalin
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
