How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.