How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.