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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.