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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.