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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.