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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.