What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.