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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.