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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.