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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.