Hannibal Lecter Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.