He was told not to play with his food.
There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**
Silence of the Limbs
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Aurora boring Alice.
A lecture.
Because about 20 million people are Sikh.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Clowns Without Borders.
Slayer.
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
They sit eggsaminations!
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
