He was told not to play with his food.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Write it down.
To-mate-toes!
Adele
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
Cell mate.
Not everyone gets it
Turnover.
Silence of the Limbs
He heard it had de y flavor.
