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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

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What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs