He was told not to play with his food.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
No1: Don't tell everything you know.
By how often he ripostes.
With his Shtick.
Shrank Sinatra
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
On his shellphone
A hamburger.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**