Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

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Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Pawpular!

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.