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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

A hamburger.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.