Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs