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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa