What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa