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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car