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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa