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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.