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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car