What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.