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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.