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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.