It's the car most sales representatives drive.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
At a fist pump.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
It cost an arm and a leg
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
