Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.