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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.