Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!