Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that