Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio