What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.