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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.