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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.