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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.