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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.