How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.