What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?