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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".