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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".