What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!