What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.