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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!