What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).