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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.