What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.