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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom