What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.