What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!