Waiter: Probably learning to read.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Because it's
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Check, mate.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because he can't "C"