Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
They must follow the letter of the law.
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
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Alphabet Soup.
Because he can't "C"
