Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Response: In programming course.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Alphabet Soup.
Because he can't "C"