What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?

Alphabet Soup.