What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.