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What font is alphabet soup produced in?
Times New Ramen
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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?
Alphabet Soup.
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What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?
Alphabet Soup.
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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?
Because he can't "C"
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