What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?

Alphabet Soup.