Alphabet Soup.
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Google. Google docs.
Times New Ramen
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
