Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.