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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.