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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating