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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.