Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.