Atom Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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