Atom Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."