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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!