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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.