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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden