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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Li Yung

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road