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Cia Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit