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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What is west saharan favourite number?

Data not avalible.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!