Cia Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What is west saharan favourite number?

Data not avalible.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.