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Cia Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Cia Agent Jokes More Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)