Cia Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!