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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods