What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.