What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman