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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!