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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

Bob Harley