What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!