What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.