What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!