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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon