Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!