Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
She gives birth to a boy.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Stop playing it cagey!
You park your car, man.
In porking lots.
Littering.
She didn't want to litter
