Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"