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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats chase birds?

For a lark!

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!