Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.