Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.