Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"