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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter