What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.