What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!