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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*