What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What is the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint department at a parachute packing company.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!