Earth wind and fire
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
Because they find him very down to earth.
I guess I didn't plan it very well!
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because the Earth is always tilted.
Horses
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because it's bipolar.
I am bread.
The earth revolves around me.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
General Knowledge
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
The Alpacalisp.
Where on Earth have you been?!
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
The Library
Sorry...that was my fault.
Reruns
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
My life revolves around you!
You guys have no life!
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
Take me to your liter!
Tsar-Chasm
An Ethiopian chicken
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
Because nobody liked it on earth.
A Concussion.
It's meteor.
They're Meteor!
A rental car.
The complaint department at a parachute packing company.
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
Nothing, it was on Mars
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
Where in earth have you been!
Because it is using steroids.
Because it's down to earth.
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
Because it's a little meteor.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
A crab apple!
You've got some crust.
They can'telope!
Because their schedules are so flexible.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Bark.
Ninja chicken.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Soul
Jazz Duets.
That you get to meet new people everyday!
You don't.
