How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!