How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..