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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Right Eye Jokes More Right Eye Jokes

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!