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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!