Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James