Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

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What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James