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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.