What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.