What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out