What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out