What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out