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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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A leper playing guitar.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!