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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.