What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.