A Fall Out Boy.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
When you are playing Charades.
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
Semtex.
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
Thanks For The Mammaries
Fallout 4) An Invertibird.