Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

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