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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.