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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.