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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing