Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u