Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.