What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I'll be Bach