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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

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Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!