What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers:v

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.