What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

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Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!