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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.