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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.