How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.