How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.