How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!