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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.