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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!