How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.