Tuba Jokes

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!