What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.