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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba