What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.