What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.