What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

Half a sack

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!