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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Half Dog Jokes More Half Dog Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.