What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!