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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Half Dog Jokes More Half Dog Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.