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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!