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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

What do you call a little Spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!