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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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He was legendary for pulling out.

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Are you sure it's mine

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I can't bereave it!

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Where Did it go?

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When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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Take me to your liter!

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Toast-tah-dahs!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)