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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

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What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!