Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
TAKBEER!
BOOOOOZE
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Because Santa dere.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Reasons to be offended.
Rome.
Toast-tah-dahs!
