What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)