Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
He didn't even finish grad school.
I don't know, I left early.
He was snowden
It's not hard...
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
Beans on post!
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag
Toast-tah-dahs!