Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.