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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight