Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

David Carradine Jokes More David Carradine Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight