He doesn't like to be left hanging.
They Leave a Trail of Tears
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
It was low hanging fruit.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
They both like to crack open a cold one
A fetaphile
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
A sic joke
The aftermath
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
They both choke when it really matters.
