Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickcles.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.