Wait, I can explain everything!
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Explaining his wife.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
HOLY MACKAREL!
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
More than a Woman by the BeeGees
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
