What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!