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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.