Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.