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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude