Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.