Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog