Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.